You promised they wouldn’t see me like this. You promised.
just kiSS ALREADY
it’s not like you need air, just call it breath-holding practice
… is that a fic already or…?
*swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*
In my opinion the only person you should get healthy for is yourself :)
Jurassic Park - famous quotes
ok i did the selfie meme
The Harry Potter epilogue takes place in 2017, which means not only have those kids already seen Pacific Rim, but they have been subjected to Pacific Rim 2.
this is probably what “all was well” was referring to.
#harry and hermione both grew up as muggles you know they took their kids to see muggle movies#hermione probably owns an ipad#albus and lily are drift compatible#there are rousing debates about if magic could be used through jaegers#and luna insists that the kaiju were just magical creatures mutated by evil magic#hermione starts caculating the possibility of alternate dimensions#ron and ginny fight over who would be drift compatible with harry#rose and hugo start devising ways a giant jaeger wand could be constructed#james’ crush on idris elba doesnt die down for months#”albus severus you were named after the two bravest men i ever knew. but neither were was brave as mako mori”#”the scar had not pained harry in nineteen years and the bluray version of pacific rim 2 had just come into stores that day. all was well”
Honeydukes in Hogsmeade at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter
"And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard."
YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES
AHH I NEED A MINUTE